Portia Calls Date to Call Date to Call Date to Call Elections

Couldn’t have put it better.

The Ungrateful Soup

KINGSTON – Reminding the nation that the PNP is ready for battle, Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller has announced that the next political rally will reveal the location of the next political rally after that, in which there is some likelihood that the date of a press conference will be announced wherein an election related announcement will most likely be made, but was hasty to add that she’s not making any promises.  

“It’s time to fly [the] gate!” said the PM in a speech intended to mentally prepare her party base for whenever they get to find out when they will be entering the voting booth. “Right after an extended period of deliberation and false alarms that have nothing to do with trying to catch the Opposition unawares or the whole health sector thing. Let’s go!”

Responding to the Opposition’s subsequent suggestion that the PNP is not, in fact, ready to…

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